ONCE UPON A TIME IN KITTYWOOD · LIMITED EDITION · MINI CANVAS GICLÉE

Limited Edition of 50 (Per Size)

Certificate of Authenticity (Digital)

Gloss Canvas, Museum Grade

HD Archival Ink (80+ Years)

Stretched on Wood Frame, Ready to Hang

Original art by Sean Danconia

“ONCE UPON A TIME IN KITTYWOOD” by Sean Danconia.

Picture it (no pun). 2022. Balenciaga is the most sought-after boujee brand in Beverly Hills thanks to visionary couturier Cristóbal Balenciaga. And Miss Feline Fine (aka Kitty Bardot)—hot off her appearance in her kawaii collab Kenneth Anger art film, “And God Created Cat”—arrives at the Balenciaga Boutique, only to discover that it’s…CLOSED? But how? Why?

She checks the interweb but their accounts have been taken off-line. Tapping into the AI-Musk-Matrix—Bardot learns the terrible truth! Time-Lord Louis “LaMarchand” Vuitton tricked Cristóbal into opening the Lament Configuration puzzle box all the way back in 1966, leading to the eventual take-over of the brand by the dreaded Cinnabon-Bites—anti-fashion fascist forces from the depths of the basement floor of Takashimaya (right under the iconic TeaBox cafe) (✿◠‿◠)

So what’s a kitty to do? (ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ Simple. Steal a Tardis from Doctor Who! (and his scarf). Theme said Tardis with Tuxedo Sam and then travel back to 1966 (Rodeo Drive!), buy all the original merch while having a swingin’ sixties good time—oh and STOP Louis Vuitton in his treacherous tracks!